St. Paddy's Limericks

Since I had so much fun with this last year, here is round 2. Once again, feel free to limerick it up in my comments section if you're feelin the shamrock love.

There once was a girl out of her groove

Who's husband kept making her move

Her life in a small city

Left her wanting pity

But she knew things were sure to improve.

(Yes, we're moving again. Saturday. I'll explain more if I ever have the time. Local move. It's really a good thing. And I don't really want pity, but it is so hard to find so many words that rhyme!)

There once was a man in a small town

Who liked to act like a ginormous clown.

He loved his family a lot

Was proud of the wife he'd caught

And wouldn't let life or his wife keep him down.

Our girl in the Burg has grown older

But still doesn't do what I told her.

She loves her dance class

And has got loads of sass

I, of course, have been the one to mold her.

The boy in the Burg with a full diaper

Has gotten more and more hyper

As the year has gone by

Although the time seems to fly

I am still the one who is his butt wiper.

A few helpful hints about limericks for those daring enough to try to write one.

1. They are always 5 lines.

2.Their rhyming pattern is always AABBA.

3. The are usually nonsensical and silly.

4. They often mention a place in the first line.

Luck o' the Irish to ye!

Happy St. Pat's Day!